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[lines] 25=Welcome to the Dinosaurchestra commentary! 90=The tick-tock sound that underscores this track is 120 beats per minute, which means that every "tick" is exactly one second apart. 230=This track is called 'Dinosaurchestra Part One' and it's about going back in time to form a band with all the dinosaurs. 331=200,000,000 B.C. was around the start of the Jurassic Period. 429=My name is Neil but I do play some instruments. 468=The first of many outright lies on this album. This ALBUM of LIES. 596=The word 'Dinosaurchestra' was invented by me, but has also been invented by several other peoplе. 800=Fun fact: This is my first musical referencе to the cannibalism of children. 920=The backwards loop featured in this song is part a later track on this CD. 1078=Several track transition segments on the CD were recorded in the junk drawer of my desk. 1120=Two spoons tapping 'Shave and a Haircut'. 1163=The distorted 'I'm bad!' clip at the beginning of this song is from the game Bad Dudes. 1290=I've never actually played that game. 1410=This song is about a visual cliche often used in action movies. 1487=I don't actually watch many action movies. 1566=I've definitely seen this cliche several times, though. 1692=The cliche: A character casually walking towards the camera in slow motion, as a gigantic explosion occurs behind them. 1782=Never batting an eye. Just looking cool even though their back is probably catching on fire. 1993=This is one of my few songs featuring real maracas! 2050=Many others have featured tofu maracas. 2185=It's also my only song using the word 'spiffy', which is odd because I love that word. 2447=Time to take it to the bridge. 2539=I like the crazy piano in this part. That's my Roland JV-80 doing its thing. 2622=I didn't bother trying to synchronize the stereo singing in this bit, because the narrator is supposed to sound slightly off his rocker. 2703=Cue sizzling wick. 2733=Then... KABOOM!! / GUITAR SOLO!! 2780=Most of my guitar solos are usually very intricately stitched together, instead of played in one take. 2835=I'm more of a Milhouse Van Houten than an Eddie Van Halen. 2925=I wish more action movie blooper reels included stunts gone tragically wrong. 3040=And so ends another happy story in Lemon Demon Land. 3249=Everything slows down, and in fades a pretty little synth... 3482=This song is half cheery optimism, half ironic denial. 3580=It is also three quarters retro, and one quarter Gonzo. 3749=That's a high pitched speech synthesizer saying 'One. Two. Three. Four???' 3919=Despite the song's hip surfy new wave feel, an accordion still found its way into the mix. 4073=The hi-hats are fake, but I still like to imagine a drummer focusing every ounce of his attention on them as he taps the ever loving hell out of them. 4218=Here the song's key changes from C to G, but continues using chords compatible with C. 4296=(Obligatory songwriting nerdery.) 4337=The references to the sun and moon marrying don't really have anything to do with anything. 4397=I just liked the subliminal solar eclipse imagery. 4525=This verse also doesn't have much connection to the rest of the song, but I nonetheless liked the sound of it. 4610=I hope this commentary isn't ruining the mystique too much. 4683=Oh boy, there are those hifalutin' hi-hat hijinks again! 4843=I like the subtle slow-wah effect on the bass notes in this part. 4958=It's hard to think of good trivia for this song. I'm sorry. 5114=Oh, here's this part. This part is quite a part, indeed! Oho! 5195=please shoot me 5210=Fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine. 5445=There's that slow-wah again. 5492=And the 'One. Two. Three. Four???' as well! Full circle! 5573=Yeah. 5679=Here's the breakdown. I combined the melody from the choruses with the melody from the bridges. 5837=And that about does it. I think it ends pretty soon. 5974=Fine, ladies and gentlemen! 6000=This song is about mowin' the lawn. 6055=It's called 'Lawnmower'. 6145=Once, when I was young, the grass in our back yard grew to be a couple feet tall. 6213=My father mowed it into a maze. 6288=I am still lost in that maze. 6350=I've actually only mowed the lawn once in my life. 6414=I did such a bad job that I was banned from ever mowing again. 6531=But I still think lawnmowers are cool, so I wrote this song. 6685=I want to take a lawnmower all around town. 6811=My great-great grandfather invented the lawnmower. 6864=But trimming lawns was not his original intention. 6913=He invented it to assassinate the President. 6964=He succeeded, took over the President's identity, and nobody ever knew. 7047=Except for his children, of course. The story has been passed down from generation to generation. 7186=Fun fact: Lawnmower fuel is made of cookies. 7239=Try some, it's delicious. 7327=Funner fact: The world's fastest lawnmower was capable of mowing a lawn in negative five hours. 7400=It would not run on regular cookie fuel. It required a special french toast fuel imported from Canada. 7540=Funnest fact: If you tickle a lawnmower's tummy it will go to sleep. 7660=Funnerest fact: Pope Pius XI owned a flying lawnmower. 7788=Bonus fact: The word 'lawnmower' appears in this song exactly 4,000,000 times. 7899=This song is called 'Stuck'. 7980=Because it's about being stuck. 8078=In a song. 8138=See? 8163=I can't whistle very well at all. 8216=That's my whistling with distortion added. 8359=This is the second track on this CD to mention my own name. 8430=Other than that, I have no other songs containing my name... 8481=Other than 'Hyakugojyuuichi 2003', in which my name is mentioned by a guest rapper... 8534=And 'Musical Chairs', in which I name check Neil Armstrong. 8639=I recorded the vocals first thing in the morning, so they sound really groggy and annoyed. 8703=Everyone just says I sound stoned. 8850=(I'm not.) 8970=If the character in this song DID have a name, it would be Carlos. 9066=And his middle name would be Betty. 9125=No last name though. 9341=I don't know anybody who actually skips this song. Poor Carlos Betty. 9445=It's not like anything interesting happens after that part. 9595=... 9787=.... 9821=..... 9844=...... 9851=....... 9874=! 9936=? 10010=Oh no. 10047=I screwed up another song's commentary. 10094=I'm really sorry, kids. 10286=Here's some more junk drawer noise. 10341=This time, police sirens fade in... 10397=And explosions and gunshots. 10459='The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny' is a very high concept song. 10510=It's also my 'hit' song. 10555=I came up with the idea with Shawn Vulliez, an animator with whom I'd worked previously on a song and video about Eric Bauman. 10659=Shaq Fu is a 90's video game, starring Shaq. 10702=One of Aaron Carter's biggest hits is a song called 'How I Beat Shaq'. 10755=Other than that, he has no place in this song, so I killed him off quickly. 10800=I wish I'd made Abraham Lincoln act a little less evil. He should be cooler than that. 10868=Shawn Vulliez, who animated the video for this song, wished I had picked someone easier to draw than Optimus Prime. 10975=The animation had over 6 million views, and was the #1 rated movie on Newgrounds.com for over a month. 11054=Got me a nice amount of CD sales too ^_^ 11094=oh jeez, I'm sorry I wrote ^_^ 11139=I bet Scruff McGruff was named after a real guy. 11200=At this point the fight starts becoming a free-for-all. 11336=Batman doesn't use guns. 11355=Jackie Chan's magical bullet deflection is my favorite thing in the song. 11444=When I was little, I used to lift my shirt and expose my stomach and yell 'CARE BEAR STARE!' at people. 11515=It worked too. I could shoot rainbows until I turned 8, when it suddenly stopped. 11615=Now... Chuck Norris shows up. When I first wrote this, Chuck Norris jokes were still cool. 11698=By the time the song was released, they were getting a little too played out. 11788=Luckily, Chuck ends up getting his ass handed to him. 11841=So this sort of serves as the symbolic tombstone for Chuck Norris humor. 11920=I still want to see more Walker: Texas Ranger clips on Late Night, though. 11969=I like the idea of Gandalves the Grey and White fighting side by side. 12014=The Blue Meanie from Yellow Submarine, not the wrestler. 12064=Lo Pan: Villain from 1986's Big Trouble in Little China. 12174=See? Chuck Norris was killed. It can be done, by the right combination of attackers. 12263=The final winner of the battle is Mr. Rogers. Some foreign listeners may not know who he is. 12306=He was the host of a famous children's show here in North America. 12349=A very nice, if vaguely creepy, old man who lived halfway in between reality and a horrible fantasy puppet world. 12404=Sadly, he passed on in 2003. 12440=In the animation, he commits seppuku after winning the battle. 12502=I'm sorry, Mr. Rogers. 12545=Forgive me. 12594=Now for 'Vow of Silence', a song about the art of willing mutedness. 12652=Throughout the song, there are actually very few points where I'm not saying anything. 12863=For some reason, I see playing violin as the best method of nonverbal communication. 12946=Mentalese is what you think in if you don't have a language. Babies and cavemen probably think in Mentalese. 13100=In real life, I wish I could be more talkative. 13166=I'm shy. 13202=I guess being silent would make me seem a little more intriguing. 13255=Of course... It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. 13313=Abraham Lincoln said that. Or maybe Mark Twain. Or Benjamin Franklin. 13358=Actually, it was probably Edgar Bergen. 13418=Silence. 13469=This commentary was originally going to be an audio commentary. 13526=There wasn't enough room on the disc, however, so I went with text instead. 13584=That sort of has something to do with silence, I guess. 13804=The whistling in this part is me. I added a slight modulation so it would sound cooler. 13928=Teller of Penn and Teller. Silent Bob of Jay and Silent Bob. 13976=Both have been known to break out of character and utter lines in their films and shows. 14023=Harpo Marx, however, stayed true and never once spoke in any of the Marx Brothers films. 14075=He had a tongue, though. 14146=But Chico had no knees. 14231=I stole them. 14337=Okay, I lied. 14442=There's the silence! Hear it? 14495=This song is about the subconscious. 14542=I don't remember writing or recording it. 14602=I imagine that there are probably noises that we've heard our whole lives, and are so used to we cannot notice them. 14676=If not neverending hums, perhaps the sound of monkey screams, or elevator music. 14745=The point is... [memo to self: invent point] 14832=This song's sound is somewhat inspired by Japanese band Polysics, and the band that inspired them, Devo. 14930=Here I begin to expose the true inner workings of the human mind. 14996=Massachusetts is known as the 'Self-Aware Chowder State'. 15040=This is my take on scat singing. Just blabbering and spitting everywhere. 15118=The personalized critter I sing of is similar to a spirit animal, or totem. 15193=Historically, Native Americans carved 'totem poles' to serve as album liner art for their rock bands. 15267=Many of the songs performed by Kiss are in fact unauthorized covers of Native American rock. 15348=Corey the Armadillo, by the way, has successfully thwarted over 800 nightmares in my lifetime. 15427=By mind-critter standards, that's quite good. I owe it to my genes. 15500=This is more or less a 'breakdown' segment. 15547=But I see it as more of a 'remember the drums?' segment. 15621=Hmmmmmm. 15647=This is the part where I suddenly realized that I own a guitar. 15779=More insane person scat. 15828=Then the rocking fully commences. 15948=Writing this song taught many things about the subconscious... 15995=All of which I have forgotten. 16042=Perhaps it's better that way. 16114=Hmmm. 16163=Oh! Hear that ticking? You know what that means... 16214=Go away, 'Neverending Hum'. It's time for... 16269='Dinosaurchestra Part Two'! Sequel to the smash hit Part One. 16314=Featuring TRIANGLE, and ACCORDION. 16390=Guest starring HARSPICHORD, and JEW'S HARP. 16437=This is the simplest of the three Dinosaurchestra parts. 16480=Just some lalas, dodos, and a few lyrics. 16540=And my Stephin Merritt-ish impression. 16595=La la la la la la la? 16632=Bongos, accordion, backwards chipmunk gibberish... 16670=Do do do do do do do do do do do! 16713=And of course, my old friend Mr. Kazoo. 16770=Let's see what's in the old junk drawer. 16814=A couple of wooden sticks! I think I'll click them together and whistle! 16870=This track is backed by a squeaky birdcall sample which I stitched up to match the rhythm. 16938=It's one of my few recorded songs featuring a real bass, which was lent to me by my friend Alora Lanzillotta. 17000=She's good at the bass, but for this track I played it myself because I was developing the bassline throughout the recording. 17089=The lyrics do not have any particular meaning, they're just an assortment of words which I hope compliment the melody and mood in an interesting way. 17194=It might even seem like cute love song, if not for the Gollum-esque pluralization the narrator applies to himself... themself. 17298=I kinda like to think of this as being sung by the immortal old people from the film Being John Malkovich. 17382=Actually, the 'take your place' line refers to something so incredibly dorky I won't say what it is. 17488=No, I'm not telling. 17561=Forever a mystery may it remain. 17601=I never had any imaginary friends when I was young. 17661=I was such an uncool kid. 17708=Though I did really build a time machine once. 17748=No one believes me that it worked. 17798=The entire arc of this album is based on a true story. You'll see. 17870=The melody of this bridge was in my mind for a long time before I used it in this song. 17947=Actually, most of the parts of this song were unfinished songs before I scrapped them and remade them. 18022=The accordion here is the most prominent it gets on this album. Sorry fans. 18079=Fun accordion fact: Mine is named Cap'n Crunch, and has cut-out bits of a Cap'n Crunch box taped to it (including the Nutrition Facts.) 18207=I like the backwards echo on the guitar here. 18256=I vow to apply that to something odder someday. 18312=Maybe a bagpipe solo. 18354=Because a bagpipe solo simply won't be weird enough unless it has that trippy backwards echo. 18412=If You Give A Scotsman Acid 18440=Breakdown alert! 18461='Every wish that you've burned' refers to my favorite method of wishmaking, Bonfire Witchcraft. 18514=I don't worship Satan if you're wondering. 18563=Satan's an overrated hack. 18626=Better than Yanni, though. 18691=Imaginary what?! 18734=Oh. 18813=Anyway, what was I talking about... Yanni? 18864=Ah jeez, another lame commentary. Sorry. 18920=Why won't this song end?! 18952=I have nothing else to say about it! 19001=There, thanks. Okay. 19058=I put these two songs next to each other just so I could make a segue using bird sounds. 19118=This song reuses the theme of going back in time to prehistoric times. 19178=But despite its pretty tone, the lyrics are about jealousy and murder. 19257=No, that's not a joke. 19287=Backwards thunder on the right channel. 19310=I'm not sure why I used the doorbell melody throughout the song, but I like it. 19479='Fossils' and 'apostles', one of music history's least appreciated couplets. 19532=On the other hand, 'time' and 'alive' is a pretty piss poor rhyme. 19583=And 'jealousy' has absolutely no match in this rhyme scheme. Oh well. 19678=I hope the psychedelic backwards guitar effects make up for the rhyming inconsistencies. 19733='I Can't Get No Aviation' - Guess the classic rock reference, win a hug! 19810=Time to explain the lyrics... The narrator has a deep jealousy of birdkind's ability to fly. 19874=So he blames it all on the earliest known bird, the Archaeopteryx. 19942=(The hidden irony is that modern birds are probably not directly descended from the Archaeopteryx, which may not even have been capable of flight.) 20023=(I Wikipedia too much when I write songs.) 20082=Oh, now the song's hopping. Meow. 20130=I mean... squawk. 20192=Or whatever noise an Archaeopteryx is supposed to make. 20326=When I first recorded the singing for this song, I couldn't hit that high note without using my falsetto. 20379=For some reason, when I tried rerecording it later, I was able to. So I mixed both recordings of that part together. 20454=My recording methodology is so very dropoutish. Pray I never become a producer. 20550=Here's where the time travel comes in again. Mr. Narrator is about to head back in time to have a word with the bird. 20635=I'm really not sure why this stuff comes out of my head. 20714=Here are some words that can be spelled with letters in the word 'archaeopteryx': 20752=TREACHERY 20762=PROCREATE 20772=ARCHETYPE 20782=TAXPAYER 20792=APOTHECARY 20802=EYEPATCH 20812=APATHY 20828=OPRAH 20855=Like the Archaeopteryx, whether or not Oprah can fly is under debate. 20895=Now, the narrator snaps. 20934=He hopes he can alter the course of history... 20987=...and rid himself of the birds which taunt him in the present... 21045=...by busting a cap in Mr. Archaeopteryx. 21096=Yay! 21256=Now for an Archaeopteryx joke. 21305=An Archaeopteryx walks into the pharmacy... 21358=He says, 'I'd like to buy some lip balm.' 21420=The pharmacist says 'Will that be cash or credit?' 21461=Okay, here's the funny part. 21488=The Archaeopteryx responds, 'Just put it on my toothed, primitive beak!' 21542=Get it? 21580=Don't look at me like that. 21614=That joke knocked 'em dead in 65,000,000 B.C. 21706=(See... 'cause... that's when the dinosaurs went extinct. Ahehe...) 21757=Why does every song's commentary have to end in such an awkward fashion? 21819=This one's not even over yet. 21870=But it will be in a few seconds. 21922=Thank heavens. 22015=That sound was made with a pink toy keyboard I bought for ten dollars. 22077=The title of this song is 'Eyewishes', a pun of sorts. 22108=It features 5/4 verses, trichotillomania references, harpsichord, and disco rock. 22178=Eyelashes are my second favorite method of wishmaking. 22224=When one falls out, you blow it off your fingertip and make a wish. 22274=I imagined that someone very desperate for wishes might develop a compulsion which leads to yanking out all of their eyelashes. 22374=When arranging the drums, I used realistic bass and snare, and cheesy synth hi-hats. 22507=The harpsichord sound was filtered through an old-record emulator. 22600=Check out the seeeeeliiiiiiiide geetar. 22682=Again, most of the lyrics aren't about anything specific. 22752=Except when they are. 22799=Also: Paul is dead 22846=This song's really too idiosyncratic to dance to. 22895=Unless that's your style anyway, which I hope it is. 22987=Breakdown... 23031=It never breaks back up again, of course. 23095=My humming is about as bad as my whistling. 23315=Sort of a forced rhyme there, since the expression is 'followed in my footsteps.' 23394=Goodbye? 23430=Good bystanders. 23458='Bystanding' isn't a word. 23501=This short track is based around a slowed down version of the riff the last track ended with. 23554=It features a digitally distorted Little Tikes Tap-A-Tune from 1985. 23599=Each line of lyrics includes a play on a numerical prefix: bi, tri, quad, and quint. 23693=Ripley knew a Chinese dude with quadruple pupils. Odd. 23780=Ooh, there's some accordion again. 23846=Smoothest song transition on the CD, in my opinion. 23893=This is 'Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies'. 23954=A fictional one-girl band. I thought of the name before the rest of the lyrics, of course. 24082='Moe Is We' is a Spoonerism of 'Woe Is Me'. 24141=The lyrics are about a self-made musician with rather inconsistent confidence. 24218=Poor Cindy :( 24257=Whether or not her songs are good, she never lets anybody but herself listen to them. 24365=And she is rather down on herself. 24419=I have a Yamaha CS15 with a few broken keys. I may never know what they truly sound like. 24502=The backup vocals were originally in unison with the leads, but I discovered that they sound quite nice half a measure late, like an echo. 24645=An earlier version of this song included accordion, and a bizarre tangential rock ending. 24713=I like this version much better. 24796=Always sad when a solo project breaks up. 24869=One nice thing about working alone is the lack of 'artistic differences' issues. 24937=My studio looks like it's already been torn down a few times over. 25005='Cyclonic' and 'displacement' are both handy words for everyday use. 25074=Unlike Cindy, I do my recording upstairs, not in the basement. 25131=The basement is where I sleep. If I kept recording stuff down there, I might never leave. 25204=Sad but true. The music must be made. 25242=The rarely heard harmonica. 25293=Another instrument I can play, just not very well. 25351=I rock the lalas, though. 25426=And the F minor chords. 25483=This song features real bass, again. 25513=Amidst a clearly fake snare drum. 25571=This song's about asymmetry, an underappreciated characteristic if there ever was one. 25648=The narrator is singing to someone who is focused on being symmetrical and perfect. 25738=Okay, this first verse is sort of on the arcane side, but the theme is in there somewhere. 25815=I guess 'all you gotta do is just hit the switch' could be about plastic surgery. 25894=Yeah, that makes sense now that I think of it. 25983=Wizard of Oz references are hard to get out of me, but there you go. 26092=I do not use the word 'methinks' in everyday English, if you're wondering. 26162=I like the harmony here. 26209=If you slow down footage of somebody blinking, you'll notice that their eyes never close at the exact same moment. 26271=The muted guitar here also goes out of sync with the rest of the music. 26345=Ooeeoooooo... 26399=I kinda wish I'd made the stereo panning in this song more distinct and random. 26452=One thing I like about a lot of old Beatles recordings is the very uneven, asymmetrical stereo panning. 26527=Let your ears grow up independent of each other. 26580=The lyrics of this verse are probably my favorite on the whole CD. 26642=Probably the most violent, too. 26736=Gouge both eyes out and you WON'T see, actually. 26796='Self abyss': a pun on 'self abuse' and a Nietzsche allusion sorta. 26866=Filling one's eye sockets with mercury would probably hurt. 26916=Ooeeoooooo? 26988=Though subtle, this song does feature my trademark 'modulating square wave' sound. 27075=Astronomy lesson: The Earth has a 23.45° axial tilt. 27184=But do they make a sound? 27223=Oh look, direct Beatles reference. No monkeys in sight, however. 27289=I do not, in fact, have a suitcase, and if I did it would be full of old copies of 'The Onion'. 27346=And now for a very distorted electric piano solo! 27455=Totally wailing on it! 27511=Yep. Final chorus. 27575=But with extra lyrics! 27619=I saved the titular line for last. 27707=Ah, what else is in the junk drawer...? 27788=Oh look, synth! 27907=This is 'This Hyper World', a song about getting off your butt and hopping around and enjoying life. 28020=Once again, it's sung toward an unknown person. 28063=Might as well be toward myself, though! 28123=Lethargy is my blankie, sometimes. 28208=yeah 28349=eh commentary writing is hard 28424=brb 28558=Okay okay. Let's see. Something interesting about this song. 28622=The word 'oh' appears 7 times in this song. 28686=Its tempo is 172 beats per minute. 28767=Um... hmm 28818=Seriously no good trivia for this song. I give up. 28884=... 28970=I wonder if this song is really hyper enough. 29016=Rooftop marathons are probably quite difficult. 29080=I'm actually getting really tired just trying to think of things to say. 29151=This part's cool sounding. 29204=If a little annoying. 29242=This song changes to three different keys: C, A#, and G. 29308=This is the A# part. 29390=And this is the G. 29451=I use falsetto a lot in my songs, but usually as part of the backup vocals. This is the only part of any song I can think of where I used it solo. 29532=People say they can hear female vocals in some of my songs. 29584=No, that's all man. 29618=What can ya do about it? 29686=Claps are neatoriffic. 29737=As is the 'Tubular Bells' MIDI patch. 29793=And backup vocals. 29857=Oh! 29875=I don't know... 29895=what else to say. 29940=Oh well! 29998=brb 30132=Back. 30166=What's that? Creepy underwater sounds? 30209=And bubbles?! 30283=I recorded myself blowing through a straw into a pot full of water for this song. 30362=It's called 'Deep in the Ocean' and it's about... I don't even know. 30448=Well, it starts off about some human technology inadvertently dropped into the land of fish. 30548=This is a magical wristwatch, you see. It represents our souls or something. 30655=That's right, love. 30727=Tempo change! 30770=The ocean is tranquil, ancient, and completely unlike the land. 30842=Simply not our cup of tea. 30947=Ah, but time marches on... evolution occurs! 31011=Aquatic features are in store for us! What does this mean? 31066=Expansion, that's what. Overpopulation isn't such a problem when we can live underwater! 31164=We may not realize that we are lowering the property values. 31250=No matter, we must colonize the deep blue. 31288=And piss off the original inhabitants... 31386=Oh dear! 31457=An army of fish will manage to escape the ocean and invade our homes on land. 31521=Yes, the old switcheroo! 31570=And so, we will become scaly prisoners as the fish roam the land and cast the fishing poles. What irony. 31670=The big problem with living in the ocean is it's too dark to read books, and books tend to fall apart in the water anyway. 31749=So while we're still dry, do yourself a favor and read a book from your local library. 31834=Any book will do. 31892=This harmonica solo is courtesy of Dr. Harmonica, my harmonica. 32064=And his friend, Nurse Plastic Recorder. 32156=And Old Man Whistlie Lips. 32246=Shhh... 32295=It's the quiet part again. With bubbles. 32361=Bubblywubbly. 32476=Low synths and the sound of a fist smashing a piano in reverse... 32562=This part's kinda loud, I'm turning down my headphones, hang on. 32609=That's better. 32690=This part of the song is 120 beats per minute, meaning every other beat is exactly one second apart. 32788=Furthermore, if you play the chord loop backwards it becomes the Dinosaurchestra loop! 32850=This last little section describes some of the perils of sea life. 32954=Basically, getting eaten. 33014=Oh yeah, frigging whales will still be there. Now, they're pure evil. 33091=I just had to have a nice nautical ditty on this CD. 33161=No, the lyrics weren't written under the influence of anything. 33161=They're simply the truth as I forsee it. 33295=The tick-tocks return, for 'Dinosaurchestra Part Three'...the FINAL REVENGE. 33363=That's my voice put through a vocoder emulator. 33478=And without vocoder. 33638=This is the closest thing to a concept album I've ever done. 33693=Okay, most of the tracks are unrelated, but the overall arc is based on my adventures through time. 33794=You see, when I was about six years old, I created a working time machine out of various toys and furniture. 33872=I found myself in prehistoric times, among friendly dinosaurs! 33930=We started a wonderful band, called The Dinosaurchestra. 33971=Until one fateful day... 34032=Discovering my time machine had stopped working, I was left with no choice but to be hit by the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs! 34114=I was only six, of course, and this upset me quite a bit. 34212=But I knew there was no way out, so know what I did? 34266=I wrote this song. 34436=My dinosaur friends were also quite upset, so I gave this song to them as a gift. 34495=I carved all the notes out on large stone tablets and passed them to everybody... 34591=Staring up at the ever-growing meteor, we all nervously picked up our instruments. 34672=Our audience, the giant insects and early mammals, began to cheer for us. 34747=And we played. 34830=We played louder than the loudest volcano! 34914=The sound was so loud that many of the dinosaurs began to 'freak out' and roar in tongues. 34988=Many nearby animals held lighters above their heads. 35059=Somehow, the rocking energy of the music was enough to fix my time machine! 35110=Not only that, but it seemed to have slowed the meteor down. I suddenly had a plan! 35182=One at a time, I quickly brought each dinosaur with me into the time machine. 35236=Each one I would bring far into the future, drop him or her off safely, and then return to the past to get another. 35312=By the time I got to the last dinosaur, a Monoclonius playing tambourine, the meteor was mere miles away. 35376=But we escaped, and finally I had the entire band safe and sound in a new era. 35438=I had to say goodbye to them, however, and return to my own time. 35513=When I arrived in my room, my parents came back and scolded me for making a mess. 35588=They took apart my time machine, and did not believe my story! 35696=However, I will be proven right in just a few days... 35758=...when The Dinosaurchestra suddenly appears on top of my roof... 35831=...playing the grand finale of a song that began millions and millions of years ago. 35970=The end. 36074=True story. 36132=I hope you enjoyed it. 36302=Just kidding. Dinosaurs can't play instruments. 36347=All they can do is stomp around and eat cavemen. 36400=Sorry to ruin the magic. 36443=... 36530=WAKE UP!! 36578=Mwuhahaha 36659=This is 'The Too Much Song'. 36752=Very simple, repetitive, dreamy kinda song. 36921=Rather mushy, too. 36996=Much too mushy. 37098=Each verse or chorus takes the last verse or chorus and adds new words to it. 37186=I tried to make it somewhat grammatical throughout. 37275=I just hope the lyrics don't come across as too cliche. 37343=I'm surprised to find that drawing from actual emotional experience tends to produce less imaginative lyrics than just pulling random crap out of my head. 37444=I guess maybe that says something about emotionalishness. It says 'Been there, done that.' 37520=But some songs ask to be written so politely, with puppy eyes, and it's impossible to say no. 37600=This is one of those songs. 37695=I hope it's catchy enough to make up for the whininess, at least. 37802=Maybe you should just turn it off. 37868=The last track was a pretty awesome finale, wasn't it? Why spoil the experience with this? 37973=Pretend this is the end credits music of a movie, and your friends are telling you there are no surprises at the end so let's go before the mall closes. 38075=Really, there are no surprises, the CD just ends after this song. 38150=I know, you'd think a wacky guy like me would just have to put something wacky there. 38222=Like seven minutes of silence followed by a short song about turkeys. 38286=But alas, there is no such song. 38374=Sigh... 38480=You probably think I was using reverse psychology, huh? 38562=This IS the end song! 38600=A mushy song about a girl, then it's all over! 38672=Well, I won't push it anymore. You've been warned. 38749=Actually, I like this song. 38832=I could've easily left it off the album, but I didn't. 38939=I don't know if anybody else will like it, but there are eighteen other tracks for that. Let me have this one. 39061=I was sad when I wrote it, but now it makes me happy. 39150=Happy and sorta sad. 39208=Bittersweet? 39283=Well, I'm a dork for listening to my own music, in any case. 39372=If it helps, I'll probably be sick of these songs for a while, now that the CD is done. 39470=But I hope you're not sick of them already! 39524=I've put over a year's work into this CD. Many folks have been waiting very patiently. 39593=For sitting through my laziness, I would like to thank everybody. 39690=And Especially You.